Can't get it in!

Question:
	Hi. My boyfriend and I have been together for 6 months. We are both virgins and we have been wanting to have sex however we are unable to get his penis in. Some friends suggested that maybe I wasn't lubricated enough but after trying a lubricating substance we find that that is not the problem. We have tried various positions but find that nothing works. Please help as we both feel kinda stupid, how can we make this work and is this common?
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Candidate faces four sex charges

An independent candidate in Newton-North Delta has been charged with sexually assaulting and exploiting a youth.

James Miller, who is campaigning under the name James W. Miller-Cousineau, was charged with sexual assault, interference, invitation to sexual touching and sexual exploitation in Surrey Provincial Court on Wednesday.

That same night, he was conspicuously absent from an all-candidates debate in North Delta.

Miller, 37, a single father with four sons and two grandsons, said a family emergency on Tuesday night prevented him from being notified about the debate.

It was the same night he was arrested by Delta police. He was bailed out after his court appearance Wednesday and will appear on Oct. 15 to set a trial date.

"Those allegations are from over a year ago and it's completely unfounded and unsubstantiated and from someone who has made accusations before," said Miller.

Miller is the founder and president of End Youth Violence, a website he claims has "served tens of millions of people from more than 85 countries."

Through End Youth Violence, Miller holds forums, presentations and regularly appears in the media speaking on youth violence prevention programs that "have been used in schools from New York to the U.K." Topics cover violence, suicide, date rape, parenting skills and child abuse and exploitation.

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Charity forbidden in Vancouver athletes village

Right To Play, a charity championed by many of Canada's top Olympians, is being frozen out of the athletes village at the Vancouver Winter Games for the first time since it began in 1992.

Right To Play will not be an official partner with the Vancouver Organizing Committee (VANOC) at the 2010 Games because it has sponsors that conflict with those of VANOC.

The Toronto-based international humanitarian organization has Wayne Gretzky, Silken Laumann, Adam van Koeverden, Simon Whitfield, Jose Calderon of the Raptors and Gregg Zaun of the Blue Jays among its Canadian ambassadors.

Right To Play, formerly Olympic Aid, has set up a booth in the village at the last three Games to inform athletes about their programs, which are delivered in more than 20 countries affected by war, poverty and disease throughout Africa, Asia and the Middle East.

http://www.thestar.com/sports/article/510054

Top 15 Shameful Men of Craigslist

I find some hilarious posts on Craigslist sometimes that can make you spit out your coffee. You can find gems in the forums, and I often wondered why would anyone with such talent waste their time writing such hilarious content on Craigslist - not that I'm complaining - I've been enjoying the entertainment. Here's one post in particular someone wrote from Craigslist Vancouver. I edited it and added some pictures for your viewing pleasure.

I think it was written by a very angry woman (or it could be a man, for all we know. This is the internet, after all.)

Men Online – Hall of Shame

1. The Player

This guy just sends out messages & chats online practically full time. As soon as he gets you in the sack, he’s on to his next conquest. He’s slick, I hope you recognize him. In retrospect you are quite relieved you insisted on a condom despite the intense pressure and questionable “latex allergy” excuse.

2. The Instant Relationship Guy

This guy tells you all sorts of bs: “I met you & pulled my profile” “Where have you been all my life” “I want to take you my business trip to Europe with me” “I’m falling for you” “I think you’re going to marry me” “You’re so amazing”, etc etc. Wear hip waders, the shit is deep.

3. The Liar

Similar to the above guy, but these types are more creative, with a wider range of lies: they will lie about their age, height (like I wouldn’t notice??), where they live, marital status, job, whether they smoke or not, whether they have kids or not, if they are dating someone else, etc. Don’t forget the classic: “I’ll call you”. Basically, you can tell if they are lying – their lips are moving. They are the most common type found online.

4. The Dumb Guy

Poor bastard couldn’t spell if his life depended on it. Too clueless to run spell check on his 5 sentence profile. “I like purty gurls.” No punctuation. Even misspells his profession – how scary is that?

5. The One Good Picture Guy

Just has one good picture from the right angle that makes him look acceptably cute. Does not look like that at all in person. Frustrating when you had agreed to meet him for dinner & it ends up Dutch. He should pay just for the inconvenience of his misrepresentation.

6. The Ugly Guy That Wants a Supermodel


Annoying… the guy somehow reached 35 not knowing that he is a 4 out of 10. Constantly sends emails and instant messages the hot chicks, the 7 to 10’s out of 10. Would never have the courage to approach them out in public, subconsciously knows they are out of his league. WHY don’t you want to date me? Sorry, you’re not my type. What’s your type? etc etc. Invariably from Sticksville.

7. The Intolerant Guy


This guy is abusive if you don’t agree with his religious beliefs, etc. or will tell you that you are weird if there is something about you that he doesn’t understand. An insensitive prick. Doesn’t really like women that have opinions – on anything.

8. The Sketchy Guy

The only thing you find out about this guy is his licence plate number & cel number. You will date this guy quite a few times but will never find out any personal information about the elusive sketchy guy. You’ll never know his last name, see where he lives, or know where he works. You’ll never meet any of his friends, coworkers or family. Nothing, nada, zilch, zippo. You’ll wonder if he did exist at all.

9. The Retro In A Bad Way Guy

I think it’s the moustache from hell!! This guy desperately needs a Queer Eye makeover. Hasn’t shopped for new clothes in so long that he’s a sad case. Has potential, if you have the patience. I don’t. Been there, done that. Bought the t-shirt. (well, made him buy it.)

10. The Bitter Divorced Guy
This guy bitches about his ex, how she spent all his money, he never gets to see his kids, she cheated, she was such a cow, never gave him a blow job, etc etc. Waiter, bucket full o’ bitter, please. This guy is devoid of any positive thoughts, and emotionally unavailable. Suitable for dating robots.

11. The Dad
Unfortunately the only time this guy gets to see his kids is on the weekends, which coincides with when you want to go out and have a fun date with him. Always says “my beautiful 4 yr old”, etc. Why doesn’t anyone ever say, “my ugly little brat with behavioural problems”. Indulges his children’s every whim because of divorce guilt. Unfortunately the ex does too, and Junior pays the price.

12. The No Sex Drive Guy
Good sex at first but then loses interest. Forgets to mention that he is now on anti depressants, which has killed his sex drive completely. Don’t take it personally - the Limp Noodle is not because of you. Good thing you stumbled upon them in the bathroom cabinet when you were looking for a Q-tip.

13. The Cell Phone/Blackberry Guy
So attached to his device he doesn’t even know how to turn it off. Face has odd green glow from peering over that little screen every time you aren’t looking, go to the washroom, etc. This shifty eyed techno addict has the attention span of a mosquito. Usually jumpy and hopped up on coffee too.

14. The Horny Webcam Guy
Very soon into your chat with horny guy, he’ll suggest that you chat on camera, show you his abs, and ask if you have a camera. Never seems to actually date, always online looking for fresh fantasy material.

15. The Freaky Foot Fetish Guy
2 seconds into chatting he will ask you what your feet look like. After 2 polite questions feigning interest in your profession/personality/picture, asks if you like your feet worshipped, licked, or covered with cum. A tad too intimate too soon.

Recognize yourself, guys?

5 Secret Tips on Buying from Craigslist

5 Secret Tips on Buying from Craigslist

I've been using Craigslist Vancouver for some time now, and let me tell you - it's great. I've used it to find a job, get a date, even buy a car, and sell my old couch. It's totally free and run by community users, so that means spam is flagged.

Here are some Craigslist Vancouver tips, but the rules are generally the same for all other Craigslist communities.

1. Don't email, call the seller immediately.

Seriously, this cannot be emphasized enough. Don't wait to think about, if you find a deal on Craigs list Vancouver, contact the seller now. You have no idea how quick listings can disappear. I can't tell you how many times I found THE PERFECT apartment, only to call the seller and be told it's already taken.

There's a huge amount of competition, so here's an important tip. Found a good deal? Call the seller immediately. (don't bother emailing if they gave both their email and phone number, call first.)

2. How to get a couch or furniture for $0 upfront

Here's how you can get a couch without paying upfront. Having your cash in hand when you meet the seller is great. But better yet, have your van ready. Listen, if you drive to look at a couch, you have to be ready with cash in hand and pay for it to haul it away. First come, first served, and sellers generally want to get rid of their items *right now*. Don't come over to look at it, think it over, and tell the seller you'll get in touch. Because guess what, when you call back, your couch will be gone.

So here's a valuable tip: you can buy stuff without paying right away if you can arrive first with a van. Of course, you still have to pay for it, but sellers are often desperate to get rid of their stuff ASAP.

3. Check for gift cards and save 90%.

Some people sell unwanted gift cards for roughly up to 90% of their retail value. So if you were going to buy an iPod for example, check Craigslist Vancouver first to see if there isn't any gift cards you can use. I've personally gotten some great deals by buying hardware store giftcards.

4. Negotiate: It saved me $50.

Here's a tip that saved me $50. Don't settle with the seller's asking price, especially if their listing is old. I noticed sellers often re-list their items if there is no demand for it, so track for those items, email the seller and give them an offer lower than their asking price. You'll be pleasantly surprised. This works, because they're eager to get rid of it so they're willing to sell for less.

5. Use cash when possible.

Not much of a tip, but this is common sense. Some sellers will accept a check but don't count on it. If you're going to pay with check, please email the seller and arrange that in advance, most sellers in craigslist vancouver expect cash.

Did you enjoy this post? Bookmark it and share those tips with your friends!

Got tips of your own? I'd love to hear them.

What makes Vancouver #1 City in The World?

Typical dwelling for Vancouverite with $60k/year income.

Vancouver, Canada, has often been voted as "the #1 most livable city in the world" by a group of biased wackos since 2002. Now everyone is moving here, and we have a huge homeless problem.

Vancouver homeless population may triple by 2010 so Don't Move here, Please Go Away.

Vancouver's homeless population is growing at such a fearsome rate that it could triple to 3,000 people by the time visitors arrive for the 2010 Olympic Games, says a report released by an advocacy group Thursday. Source

So what do actual residents think of Vancouver? Well... the responses I found are funny, but not so flattering.

Vancouver: A great place to live, the EIU says

If you want to live abroad, Vancouver and Melbourne are the places to do it, a survey has revealed.
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Here's the question....

What exactly makes Vancouver the best city in the world to live in?

The Vancouver Forum has some interesting answers:

I will tell you what makes vancouver the #1 city in the world. every vancouverite can go skiing in the morning, then go sailing in the afternoon, then dock your boat by false creek, pick up your bike and bike to kits beach where you can soak up some rays, and have dinner at a fine dining restaurant in Kits.... and you can do this every weekend.

that my friend, is what makes vancouver #1 and every vancouverite is lucky to live here. - Jack

Well that sounds very nice but.. here's the reality:

jack's been smokin' crack - nobody actually does what he claims - why would you ski all day?

the other person doesn't realize that s/he wrote, "almost everyone gets alone", which is the truth about apartment living in most cities - you don't know anyone in your building!!!

And yet another interesting response:

Yeah Vancouver is the #1 city
and paradise for lazy ppl and criminals!

Pot is cheap
Teens can buy beer
People can be lazy
Can wear pajamas going to work
There is no cops at the street
Canadian Law is not strict

What about the weather?

Yea, and Vancouver gets what, like three days of sunshine a year? It is July, almost August for christ sake and people are walking around with winter coats on.....Paradise I tell you.

So it seems we've established that Vancouver isn't as good as they'd want you to believe.
But what about other Canadian cities? Well.. here are the top 10 reasons to live in each province.

Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA

1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA

1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO

1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC

1. Racism is socially acceptable
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK

1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA

1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.

Top 19 Vancouver Charities

I love charitable organizations and volunteering is a part of life here in Vancouver. So I made the definitive list of volunteer services in Vancouver and BC. There are about 19 organizations, feel free to visit them and contribute.

1. Volunteer Vancouver
Volunteer Vancouver has a vision to connect people with their communities and to build a caring tolerant society - a society where volunteerism is an integral part of life. During the past 60 years, Volunteer Vancouver has evolved into an organization that responds to the community’s needs and enhances the contributions of volunteers.

2. Canadian Coast Guard Auxiliary
Being a member of the Canadian Coast Guard Auxiliary is a rewarding experience. From search and rescue crews to administrative staff, everyone has in integral role to play in the prevention of loss of life at sea.

Greater Vancouver Foodbank Society
Volunteers are critical to the success of the GVFBS. Each year we rely on the generosity and dedication of more than 500 volunteers who contribute over 80,000 hours to the fight against hunger.

United Way Lower Mainland
United Way of the Lower Mainland trains and mobilizes more than 5,000 volunteers each year. These volunteers are active in many capacities - helping to raise donations in their workplaces, acting as Community Speakers, serving as Volunteer Loaned Reps, assisting with United Way events.

Volunteer BC
Volunteer BC is a provincial association of volunteer centres, other voluntary organizations and individuals working together to strengthen the growth and development of voluntary action in British Columbia.

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OTHER VOLUNTEER SERVICES:

Charity Village
The leading online source of information, news, jobs, services and resources for the Canadian nonprofit community.

Charities, Nonprofit and Volunteer Information
The Canadian voluntary and nonprofit sector is made up of more than 180 000 organizations, 6.5 million volunteers and 1.3 million paid staff.

Canadian Progress Club
Canadian Progress Club, an all Canadian service club, was founded in Toronto in 1922 and now has forty-eight clubs in nine provinces. Enhancing the quality of life of all Canadians, through community service, in the spirit of fellowship.

Canadian Volunteer Advisers to Business
The mission of CESO At Home is to support community-driven, sustainable development within Canada that builds on the strengths, assets and values of the communities.

CNIB Volunteering
More than 20,000 volunteers in 53 service centres across Canada work at all levels in the organization, from national policy development to fundraising to the support of core services.

Evergreen
Evergreen is a registered national charity founded in 1991. We are a national non-profit environmental organization with a mandate to bring nature to our cities through naturalization projects.

Habitat for Humanity
Habitat for Humanity is an independent, charitable, faith-based housing program dedicated to the elimination of poverty housing by building homes in partnership with families in need. We build simple, decent, and affordable houses and provide interest-free mortgages to families who would otherwise not be able to purchase their own home.

Hope Air-Vols d'Espoir
Hope Air is a registered charity. We arrange free air transportation for Canadians who must travel to medical care, but cannot themselves afford the flight costs.

Imagine Canada
Imagine Canada is a new organization that springs from a simple, yet powerful, idea. Every day, charitable and nonprofit organizations work to make Canada a better place to live, supported by forward-looking businesses, foundations, governments and individuals -- all of which have a stake in helping create stronger, more vibrant communities.

Volunteer Canada
Volunteers come from all walks of life and represent a wide cross section of the Canadian population. Women are more likely than men to volunteer; however, men contribute more total volunteer hours per year.

Volunteer Opportunities Exchange
The Volunteer Opportunities Exchange (VOE) is a powerful and free tool on the Internet that helps connect voluntary organizations with people seeking volunteer opportunities. By answering some basic questions on how you would like to volunteer, you create your very own VOE account, gain access to thousands of volunteer opportunities and you start a small online profile of your volunteer interests and skills.

VSO Volunteering
VSO is an international development agency that works through volunteers. We promote volunteering as a way to fight global poverty, by supporting people to share their skills, creativity and learning with people and communities around the world.

YMCA Canada
The YMCA depends on a multitude of caring volunteers to help build healthy kids, families and communities. Some volunteers serve on Boards, some teach fitness classes while other help out with fundraising, special events, youth and children's programs and many others. The volunteering possibilities are almost endless. The YMCA counts on more than 30,000 Canadians at every age and stage as volunteers.

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